Ugh, Jennifer, understandable. Questions, questions, questions...
Guest lists, 'afters' guest lists, hot or cold canapes? Prosecco or cocktails? How many platters at 40 quid a pop? No, I've not got a dress yet. No, I'm not wearing white, doesn't suit me and I've a child. No, I'm not getting one made. Yes, I am happy with a registry office wedding. Why do the hotel rooms fluctuate wildly in price once the word 'wedding' is mentioned? Why am I obliged to invite a distant cousin's boyfriend to the entire day and good friends only to the afters? So-n-so has a food allergy? Why do I have to get a wedding cake if the restaurant does really nice desserts already? Yes, I'm happy having the wedding reception in a restaurant. I'm not sure where the oldies who don't like loud music are going to sit. No we're not going anywhere on honeymoon cause we can't afford one on account of having a POXY wedding - LET'S JUST FLY TO VEGAS ALREADY!!!
Minor problems in the world's scale of things, but - long story short - one can begin to imagine the sheer mental circus involved in planning a celebrity wedding.
The former Friends star is reportedly fed up of trying to plan a lavish affair and is eager to tie the knot with her fiancé in front of a few close friends ASAP.
Apparently she doesn't want anything "too stuffy, something casual." A source told Us Weekly magazine: "Justin and Jen might be eloping. She would love for her big day to be this spring... Jen would fly people out, someplace warm. Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, is a possibility. She loves it there."
The couple - who got engaged in August 2012 - were spotted holding hands in New York City last week, putting to rest rumours (upon rumours, upon rumours) that their relationship was on the rocks.
A source claimed last month that their wedding was on hold as Jennifer was feeling "extremely insecure" about her future with Justin and she opted to celebrate her birthday with friends, including Courteney Cox, in Los Angeles while he was working/having a hooley with Orlando Bloom in Manhattan.
The insider said at the time: "Justin asked Jen to come to New York City but she declined, citing the cold weather. She wanted to be in sunny Southern California with her friends. It's absolutely indicative of the status of Jen and Justin's relationship. There is absolutely no wedding talk or planning going on. Publicly the couple is saying it's because they are just too busy with work, but if they wanted to get married, it would happen."
The source added: "The relationship is definitely at an impasse...either it's going to fizzle out, which seems likely, or they get married. Jen is extremely insecure and very needy.... Justin is the opposite, very laid back and low maintenance."