... wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG. WRONG. But kind of acceptable. But, in essence, wrong.
For those of you avoiding Channel 5 like the clap, they forced Jedward into nappies - "as punishment for not clearing up properly" - 'cause that won't scar them for their remaining days.
No, seriously, it won't, for these boys are made of the strongest rubber going - embracing their punishment with (some might say unsettling) gusto. Even when they're sexuality/mental state is called into question, they shriek in the face of adversity.
According to The Metro Herald, here's what Liam 'I Used to be in Six' McKenna had to say of the ongoing claims of homosexuality: "Darryn ('Sonic The Superhero Hedgehog' Lyons) was just stirring sh*t. They're not gay." And so what if they were? Would that stop tweens fawning over them? Nay, they would just appear to be more of a challenge.
Of their ongoing celibacy, Liam added: "I don't know if they're overly religious, I think it's just a conscious decision they made. They said they didn't want sex before marriage... they are really shy. I'm sure they do fancy girls but don't like talking about sex as they're probably aware their granny's watching!"
As for the Autism claims: "There is nothing wrong with them. They're childlike but they're more intelligent and clued-up than people give them credit for."
Given they've currently sitting on an estimated €5million fortune, that last statement is marginally believable.
