In a private ceremony of just a little over 200 people - well, that's small by THEIR standards - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were married. The couple's wedding took place in Florence, Italy inside a giant fortress near the Arno river. Kanye even went on to say that he believes his daughter North West was conceived in Italy "amongst the masterpieces of the Renaissance." Ah-huh. Right.

Kardashian's step-dad and all-round weirdo Bruce Jenner gave her away whilst it's not clear yet who stood as Best Man for Kanye. Was it Jay Z? We're guessing it was Jay Z. In all, it looked like a fabulous affair with lots of over-the-top glamour and reality TV stars everywhere.

Now let's get to the important stuff - how long will it last?

Personally, we're thinking six months to a year. Two years at best. If Paddy Power is reading this, we'd like to know what the odds are on that.