This is what happens when you're First Dog. You get to wander the White House, dressed to the absolute nines and making Downton Abbey look like Downton Crappy, and have giant furry Christmas models of yourself made. He's probably the luckiest dog in the world. Who else gets to fly on Air Force One and chase Barack Obama around. It's ridiculous, but we're actually jealous of a dog. But just look at him, he's so fluffy!
