Hey, you there, choosing to live under that rock for obvious reasons. Haven't you heard THERE'S A FORMER MR. IRELAND IN THE CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER HOUSE?!!

As usual, there is an Irish contestant in Chez Celeb Big Brother to keep viewers over this side of the water marginally hooked. When we heard there was a former Mr. Ireland, our interests were sparked. And then they waned again. 

Marc O'Neill, AKA yer man from Tallafornia who appeared in the bog standard Big Brother last year, has just talked to Neil Delamere (who's covering the The Anton Savage Show) and has urged the people of Ireland to get behind his mate Jeremy McConnell who's just entered the house. This was after he said something along the lines of "If you're an Irish person who's ever been to a club in Ireland, you should know who Jeremy McConnell is."

So, who is this person you should know if you've ever been to a club? In short, he appears to be a variation of Marc, but with more tattoos. 

He also "w*nks a lot" and is determined to "have sex in the house". According to his profile on his model management website, he has "slept with all the models in Ireland" and therefore "needs to find a new stomping ground".

See all the other 'Celebs' included in the line up in the gallery below, or have a gander at our extensive who's who guide over in TV News.

It's ok, we can all crawl back under our respective rocks.