So IKEA already had horse in their meatballs, and then poop in their almonds cakes (well poop bacteria) so you think they'd have tightened up the ship and made things a bit more safe in their food factories. Well apparently not, because now they're recalling 17,000 containers of moose meals because pork was found in it. Wait, what?

Yes, apparently moose lasagna is quite a common meat in Sweden, one would imagine because there are so many moose roaming about the place, even though it usually isn't found in lasagna. So instead of a gross meat being in a normal one, we have a normal meat in a not so normal one. Still manages to be disconcerting though. The 17,000 packets of the dish were recalled despite having been on sale for a month after tests on a batch in Belgium revealed they had 1.6% pork in them.

Now you think that would make for an easier story to swallow than poo bacteria or horsemeat, but it still raises the question of what the hell goes into our food and do you ever want to eat in IKEA again?