On December 9th, Hozier will be sharing a stage with this lot frolicking around him. He'll attempt to bang out a few ditties while surrounded by, well, ditties.

Hozier will obviously be the consummate professional, keeping his mind firmly on the matter at hand (he probably won't even try to chat up Miranda Kerr, unlike Justin Bieber), he'll happily sing his songs without getting distracted by the deluge of Fantasy Bras bobbing by. Ed Sheeran, on the other hand, may be another matter...

I'm invariably doing them both a disservice, we're just putting myself in their shoes. It'd be like trying to "perform" in front of a load of near nude Channing Tatums. Couldn't do it.

Still at least Hozier has his hair to hide behind should the experience become too much...

Those bound to be slightly less sidetracked by their surroundings include Victoria Secret Fashion Show veteran Taylor Swift, and Ariana Grande, both of which are also due to perform. The proceedings will be streamed live on CBS.