If the thought of The Hills wrapping (not hills rapping, that would be a thing of pure wonderment and magic) is enough to make your world fall asunder... a) pull your wee mind together, and b) fret not about the state of Speidi's relationship. It is real, and therefore is scheduled to continue beyond the show's end date.
To compound this fact, Heidi had these words: "I'm not moving out. I love Spencer with all my (plastic) heart. All that we've been through has only made us work harder at our relationship and making it better. We've worked through things and will continue to work on our relationship so we're the best couple we can be. We want to fall more in love with each other every day." Of dramatically relieving her husband of his management duties in favour of a psychic, she added: "I was being dramatic."
Spencer followed suit with the whole love theme, saying: "I love my wife more now than I ever thought I could." Because she's acquired her own set of hills, of which he considers himself king.
In addition to her "making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs", Heidi has another reason to celebrate the end of the show: "I'm so excited The Hills are finally over so I won't be edited by anyone. This will be the first time people can truly see us for who we are!"
Some nights I curl to sleep wishing to wake, just for one day, cloaked in a thick blanket of ignorance. It truly does sound bliss.
