Let's be frank.  The closest any of these ladies have come to touching off light housework in quite some time is Fran Drescher.

That aside, the likes of Meryl Streep, shrinking violet Goldie Hawn, Rebecca Romijin, Ashley Tisdale, Patricia Field, Ali Larter, Camilla Belle, Christy Turlington, Eve, Alexis Bledel, Heather Graham, Bridget Moynahan, and a very hungry looking Lake Bell (she has that crazed look in her eye, like she's considering straddling a side of bacon) all trundled up the red carpet for Good Housekeeping magazine's "Shine On" event celebrating 'Women Making History' (not just beds) in Radio City Music Hall NYC last night.

That's what we're being told anyway. It could just be a ruse devised by all their publicists to divert from the fact that those attending arose from their beds, zombie like, and collectively strode purposefully towards the lingering scent of Charlie Sheen. 'Cause he's such a finely honed f**ny magnet.

Just a theory.