So, Rihanna's really going all out with her continuing homage to Goldie Hawn. She's even managed to decrease the size of her mams in the process, which is very impressive. Katy Perry seemed to be feeling a bit blue, perhaps recalling last year's Grammy performance in which she descended to the stage on a swing with a massive backdrop featuring herself and Russell getting hitched.
As ever, Nicky Minaj tried too bleedin' hard (way to hard); Fergie's outfit was largely pants; Taylor Swift channeled a bygone era; some children were used to advertise Ellen; while a popstar looked quite smug that his supermodel girlfriend was exhibiting her groin in public.
There were a few surprises, however. Kelly Rowland didn't have her new boobs completely out for all to see; Coco didn't have her arse out for all to see; Paris Hilton looked demure; Jessie J carried off the disco ball look with ease; while Adele looked as cool as a cucumber despite her pending performance and myriad of nominations. Beautifully serene and Monroesque. Which was nice while it lasted. Hang on, there's another one. Perhaps someone asked to see how her throat was doing - "OOOK, IK'S ALL BEKKAH, INNIT"
Also featured: Amy Winehouse's parents, Val Kilmer, Dougie Howser, Kate Beckinsale, various Johnny Depp impersonators (A and B), and the smallest pair of shoes on the end of Alicia Keys' hoofs.
See the full list of the Grammy Winners here.
