Many (many) suited and booted figures of men strode up to the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night, which took place in London's Royal Opera House. Enjoy  the view.

• International Man: Jon Hamm
• Alfred Dunhill Cultural Icon: Anish Kapoor
• Outstanding Achievement: Ray Davies
• Woman: Gemma Arterton (no doubt for her natural poise)
• Band: Gorillaz (to quote Noel Gallagher: "Gorillaz definitely deserve some kind of award - if only for having 104 people on stage at Glastonbury. What a f***** rider that must've been to organise - more complicated than a Big Brother. shopping list!" He should release a collection of his "off the cuff" barbed quips in time for Christmas)
• Sportsman: Ryan Giggs (well, he's about the only one not caught cheating in the last five years)
• Politician: David Cameron
• Designer: Giorgio Armani
• Actor: Matt Smith (take that, Mark Ronson. Not that he's trying to be an actor or anything, but he is trying to be too cool with the hair. And he deserves a slight knock after his charming words regarding Daisy Lowe.
• Solo Artist: Dizzee Rascal (surely that makes up for missing out on the Mercury Music Prize this time round.)
• Breakthrough Talent: Ed 'Blue Steel' Westwick (and it wasn't just the once off...)
• Writer: Martin Amis
• Newspaper Editor: Simon Kelner
• Comedian: James Corden (in the spirit of Dizzee: BONKERS)
• Chef: Heston Blumenthal
• Entrepreneur: Nick Jones
• Editor's Special: Jason Statham (again, bonkers)
• Smirnoff Black Most Stylish Man: Aaron Johnson (all you need nowadays to be stylish is some dodgy Errol Flynn facial hair, fro glow, a woman twice your vintage, a baby, and an upholstered suit)

Also featured in this gallery is Mother Earth's baby bump; Noel Gallagher's unborn child; Alexa Chung's deceptive girth illusion; Amanda Holden in the usual (but blue this time); Tracey Emin's mush; Louise Redknapp's thigh; Michael McIntyre; Dominc Cooper; a timeless Nick Rhodes; Nicholas Hoult; the upper reaches of Holly Valance; Wilma Flinstone; Alexandra Burke; JLS; and, would you believe it, Shayne Ward; and looooots more.