Wow, what a year for Gossip. WHAT a year. Apparently. Truth be told I spent most of it under a haze of nappies, teething granules, and various brands of nappies (they're all rubbish, everything always goes down the left leg regardless of the price), so come - clasp my sticky hand and let's take a journey together through entertainment.ie's most read Gossip Stories of 2013. It'll be news to both of us.

Grasping the top 30 spot was the worst dressed individuals at this year's Golden Globes. Lucy Liu, Sienna Miller, and Marion Cotillard didn't really put the effort it. And as for Halle Berry's cut-n-shut dress by way of the Golden Girls' soft furnishing... Observe.

As for our no.29 spot, we have Niall Horan learning he was due to become an uncle at his brother's wedding back in March.

29. Uncle Niall Horan? That's a lucky baby.