He's only gone and dumped the missus! This proves you can be half your partner's age, and exceptionally hot, but it still won't stop some people's quest to forever be footloose and fancy free. Seemingly 29-year-old Sarah Larson was "devastated" by the news. Well, you would be; one minute you're serving cocktails at a movie premiere, next you're servicing The Clooney, then you're dropped back into the obscurity from whence you came. A source said: "George is happy to be single again. He had started to feel tied down and wanted some space." Ah, that ole chestnut. The source continued with "He and Sarah had little in common, they are from different backgrounds." That's a polite way of saying he was in it for the ride. I'd imagine legions of women are rubbing their mitts together with glee upon hearing this news, hastily forming a not so orderly queue... and I bet Renee Zelwegger is first in line, despite the box office debacle that was Leatherheads. FYI, ladies, you won't find him at his LA pad; he's reportedly moved out while Sarah collects her belongings. I would say 'ouch' but at least she got to go to the Oscars (more than Lisa Snowdon can say)... which should make the transition back to normality all the more painful. I hope you got her to sign some sort of gag order before you started dating her, George... let's not forget this woman was so desperate to be recognised, she appeared on Fear Factor and ate a live scorpion.
