She might have overdone the lip fillers just a smidge, but they're probably inflated to such a degree to keep her buoyed upright - after all, the woman is 90. NINETY.
Since appearing in Celebrity Big Brother a lifetime ago (well, 2005), 90-year-old Jackie Stallone seems to have lost approximately two decades.
It might be the last thing you want to do if you're delicate this Friday morning, but look at her. No, really look at her. OK, stick you're thumb in front of your eyes to block out the mouth tyres, and look at the rest of her.
Very few people get to reach the age of 90, never mind look like your racy/if inappropriate 65-year-old lady relative looking for a good time. She's wearing a miniskirt, FFS - and (forgive me), look at the cleavage?! I mean, she looks like Viv who used to be on Emmerdale before she got burned to death in that fire's slightly older sister.
Sorry, I don't usually marvel at the plastic surgery, but consider me weirdly impressed.
To see how everyone else looked at the Expendables 2 LA premiere, feast your eyes on this lot.
