It's Gabrielle Solis, 'memba her? She's since been most famed for being married to/divorcing that basketball player, and then dating Penelope Cruz's baby brother, and for also starring iiiiiinnnnn *looks up IMDB*.... not a whole lot else. OK, she's also famed for being mates with Victoria Beckham. Super.
Well, she's just been named Maxim's woman of the year and has given them an interview and everything. What nuggets of brilliance will she impart now she's been given such a high profile platform? Here goes...
"I've had a beautiful relationship with Maxim over all these years... When someone sees the cover of this issue, they're going to say, 'iQue rico!'" Apparently that's a good thing.
Here's what else she had to say: "One thing people are usually surprised about when they get to know me is how domestic I am. So when you see the sexy Maxim cover and then you put it against me in an apron with flour in my hair, it takes a moment to reconcile that image... Back in high school I really was the chameleon, too. I got along with the honors math club, then I would go to cheerleading practice, and then I was a band geek as well."
Anyone else find themselves wishing they were reading the 'DOES BEER MAKE YOU STRONGER?' article instead? Let's just look at her pictures, shall we.
By the by, Maxim has her down as being 38, which means she was 28 playing Gabby Solis in Desperate Housewives back in 2004. I'm struggling to buy that also.
