"So, guys, Dad's attended a private screening already, and he insisted - after enduring the Rocky Horror scene - that I wear pants to the premiere. I know. Not even liquid look disco pants, he was pretty adamant that I wear these baggy, bunched carrot legged jobbies. He said I can't alienate my Harry Potter fan base entirely, who still think of me as a 9-year-old who can't act for sh*te, because J.K. is bound to write a reunion special at some point. So if you could pleeease just photograph me from the thighs up that would be just super. Thanks, 'preciate it"
