It says a lot if the biggest talking point from the first, published interview about an alleged affair that took place between a porn star and the current President of the United States is about the fact that he's afraid of sharks.
And yet, here we are. According to InTouch's interview from 2011 - which was republished as it was filed before Stormy Daniels' reportedly took a sum of money from Trump henchman Michael Cohen in exchange for silence - Trump's deathly afraid of sharks, and told Daniels all about his phobia of the creatures in between "generic sex" and spanking him with a copy of Forbes.
Needless to say, the whole thing had Twitter in stitches, with some people sending him pictures of sharks and others trying to pitch Gorillas Vs. Sharks to Fox News.
Take a look.
Trump’s position on sharks is going to boost his approval rating into the 70s. https://t.co/ViGHgzSzAy
— Ryan Gorman (@ryanegorman) January 19, 2018
Sharks: “We don’t want his money.” https://t.co/2zG1nbsj4P
— Max Weiss (@maxthegirl) January 19, 2018
Am I the only one now imagining that Trump has a running list of animals he hates, and sharks are like no. 134 or some nonsense
— Olivia Messer ðŸ'€ (@OliviaMesser) January 19, 2018
If Trump goes to prison we should reopen Alcatraz with a shark for the ribbon cutting.
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) January 19, 2018
Trump’s biggest fear: A black female shark who’s more popular than him
— (((ð?•ºð?–?ð?•¹ð?–”ð?•¾ð?–?ð?–Šð?•¿ð?–œð?–Žð?–™ð?–“ð?–™))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 19, 2018
Via Twitter
