NARGH! See?! We tried telling you not to click on the link, what with the warning in the headline, and you had to go do it anyway. You, dear reader, have just opened the link to today's biggest non story... and you thought it was the one about Brian McFadden and the house. If only.
In short, 'cause none of us have time for this, Charlotte Church was worth loads of money when she was a kid (about £25million) and now she's only worth £11million, so she reckons she "hasn't got a lot of money", or something. This is one of the top trending stories via Heatworld.com today, we kid you not.
Here's what she said in an interview with Stylist Magazine: "I haven’t got a lot of money. I’ve got enough to be comfortable if I was reasonable for the rest of my life, but I’m not reasonable (clearly), so I will have to find a way to sustain my lifestyle.”
As for her future career: "It only recently dawned on me that I don’t have to be a singer. What a novel idea! I guess I’m lucky to have a bit of wealth behind me that I can go to university. I never want to stop educating myself. And I want my kids to see my career and see that it’s possible to dart from one end of the spectrum to another. I feel like I know my own power and strengths now - if I set my mind to something, I absolutely will achieve that. I work with these amazing people, I’m in control of my own creativity and work life and I can provide for my children. Fingers crossed it carries on. It’s a privileged position to be in."
The dawning of her new career change must've been very recent, as that's her recording a video for her new single Little Movements last week... Maybe she's using a bit of reverse psychology, like 'It's the last time I'll ever sing, promise, please buy me...'
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