... you know, much like how Madonna and Guy Ritchie weren't splitting, and Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis weren't splitting either.
Indeed, despite rumours from the likes of Hollywood Life that the couple were on the rocks, their people have now circulated statements that they're not slitting at all - not while Beyonce's in the midst of a tour called the Mrs. Carter Show anyway.
Apparently they've been arguing for the same reasons most celebrity couples have spats: "Are you in LA or New York this weekend? Oh, you're in Japan. OK, maybe see you next month honey!" The usual first world problems of the jet set.
A source said: "She is upset with him, but it is stress from her tour that really is making her go a little off the rails. Beyonce is anticipating the Christmas holiday for the family to be together. They are not separating."
And why was she "upset"? Weeelll, because he chose to go on tour with Justin Timberlake instead of her and their daughter, Blue Ivy.
Now there's a deal breaker if ever there was one.
