David Beckham has shocked the world by revealing that he actually dresses himself in the mornings... kinda. The LA Galaxy star recently announced his own clothing line (it was inevitable, really) so has been out and about doing a lot of press to publicise it.
While on Good Morning America he said, "[Victoria] lets me wear whatever I want to. But I definitely ask her for tips because it's what she does. She's great at dressing people." Jesus, Becks, your wife "lets" you wear what you want to? I'm assuming there's some give and take there. Like, she throws on Galaxy mascot outfit, or whatever you're into, when an urge comes over you on a boring Tuesday evening after you put the kids to bed. He added, "She loves her fashion... but most of the time it's me." I just have this visual of the "Pretty Woman" soundtrack playing on loop as Posh and Becks walk into their giant wardrobe in the mornings to decide what he'll wear to training that day. He comes into their bedroom, sporting different coloured track suit bottoms and she shakes her head until the perfect wife beater vest/trackie combo happens, then drops her coffee and gives him a standing ovation.
Truth be told I actually have a lot of respect for David Beckham, so I'm finding it hard to take the piss out of him. He's a dedicated and extremely talented professional footballer, and supposedly a nice bloke. How many "celebrities" are there that have their own fashion lines, and appear on countless red carpets - but have about as much talent as an overweight hamster looking in disdain at his wheel? That said, he's not helping rid that image people have of his missus wearing the trousers in the relationship, is he?
Mike Sheridan
