Dan Bilzerian, best known for that guy who posts insanely try-hard pictures of money, half-naked women and other obvious attempts at attention, is running for the office of President of the United States.
Let that sink in for a moment and bask in all of its awfulness. The highest office in the land, arguably the most powerful political position in the entire planet - Dan Bilzerian thinks he has a shot.
Does not further prove that he is, in fact, The World's Biggest Tosser™?
Maybe you need further evidence to convince you. What's that? He made a poster? OF COURSE HE F*CKING DID.
He's on top of a turtle that has a gatling gun. So random, Bilzerian. That's so funny. Oh, and it's towing a dinghy full of white women. Even better. Top LOLs, mate.
Look, we're not saying he doesn't have a chance - Donald Trump is in the race, too, so that's something.
But can you honestly imagine what the United States would look like under a Bilzerian administration?
The hilarious thing is that we'd actually rather a presidency under Terry Crews than Bilzerian.
Terry Crews is the shit. Dan Bilzerian is just shit.
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