Yet another thing we can thank Fergie for. Not the Black Eyed Pea Fergie either, the other one...
We're being led to believe The Coldplay frontman penned his first track aged just a prepubescent and said it was about the world's preoccupation with the former Duchess of York's assets.
He told The Sun: "I was 11 years old when I wrote my first song. It was a terrible song about people being more obsessed with Sarah Ferguson's t*ts than what was really happening in the world (very profound for one so young). I kept it clean as you couldn't swear where I was from. I was singing very high and no one was listening."
The father-of-two also took the time to admit that he was a late bloomer. "Puberty came towards the end of the day. It seemed late. I was a terrible womaniser at 15 - no women were interested."
And then you became a rock star, Chris. And then you became a rock star.
