Charming as always is Charlie.
Raging after Teen Mom turned sex tape star Farrah Abraham leaked a text conversation about getting a 'meeting' in hopes of scoring herself a role in his Anger Management series, Sheen went on the offensive and shut the wannabes hopes well and truly down. And in typical Sheen style, he sent her an in-no-way-subtle disgruntled putdown and rejection of any work in the future which TMZ of course got their hands on. Prepare yourself for something pretty exceptional. It's no 'tiger blood', but it's in the same arena.
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.
bye!
cs.
He's basically a poet, no?
