This is happening right now folks.
Turns out Lee Ryan isn't alone in the loving of Twitter. Chantelle Houghton seems to have had a bit of a melter, and decided that the only way to feel better is to vent to the world via social media, having finally lost it over how much Alex Reid has messed her life up.
Is it wrong that we're taking this outburst with a hefty shovel of salt? Houghton has quite the track record when it comes to self-promotion, what with all her past PR stunts and attention seeking ways. But then she was quite sincere on The Saturday Night Show with Brendan O'Connor this weekend, so we're in two minds. Below is her expletive ridden rant, in reverse order (because that's how Twitter rolls) so start at the bottom.