I've a bob phobia. It was the only haircut my mother knew and therefore I had a 'bob', in some guise or other' for my entire childhood. In fact, so strong was the aversion, I had my hair cut into a short, back 'n sides aged 13 (as currently worn by Tilda Swinton) in an act of defiance. The laugh was largely on me, however, as I was then mistaken for a boy for most of my early teens and, ironically, was lumbered with a bob for another 2 years on account of trying to grow out the bastard'n Tilda. Long story short, If you're stuck in a mindset in which bobs are dated or boring, why not let these lovelies change your mind.
Cast your minds back to 2012. T'was the year a lot of celebrities ordered their stylists to hack off their hair, and the simple 'bob' was reborn. The likes of Leighton Meester, Jennifer Aniston, and Rose Byrne pioneered this look two years ago and have since inspired some of their cohorts to follow suit.
Remember Blair off Gossip Girl? Her illustrious locks were her calling card, so it won't come as a surprise that Meester was itching to get herself sheered once filming wrapped in 2012. At the time she said: "My long, wavy hair got a lot of mileage, so it was time for a change."
And what it change it was. As you can see, when she tentatively debuted her bob at the Target & Neiman Marcus Holiday Collection launch party in November 2012, she seemed a little bit dubious.
It was a drastic change and - let's be honest - her face could pull off pretty much any look, but we prefer her gruaig now that she's rocking (new husband Adam Brody, as well as) a variant of the longer bob - or, 'The Lob'. Seriously, it's a thing. Google it. And, upon reflection, this isn't a b/lob at all - we just wanted to throw a picture of Adam and herself in there looking all gorgeous. Imagine the offspring. Wowsers.
X Men actress Rose Byrne had a similar metamorphosis...
But she also lobbed a fringe into the mix at the 2012 Oscars... AKA 'The Frob'. It's not a thing, don't Google it, you'll be wasting your time.
before recently rolling with a Lob.
We all know what Jennifer Aniston looked like before, after and with a bob - what with her being one of the most photographed people on the planet, so we'll move on to those who've only just recently taken the plunge. Like Kristen Wigg. Here she is, modelling her more familiar shoulder length hair...
And now check her out in May last at the Charles James: Beyond Fashion Costume Institute Gala. Mmmmmmmmmmyeah, not entirely convinced either. And not just because it looks like she's being birthed by a black sequined lily. It's definitely more "fashion", but perhaps a bit too severe. Then again, perhaps we're being thrown by the make up. Less is more in some instances.
Also flying the flag and breaking out the bunting for bobs are Hilary Duff and her surprise doppleganger Emma Roberts.
Moving on to 'The Shob' - which in this case isn't a "Surface Hors Oeuvre Brute" (cheers Googs), rather a 'Shaved Bob', or the good ole fashioned 'undercut'.
Demi Lovato has been a fan of this for sometime, but now she's gone one step further by swapping her long locks for a more shorn look and parading it on twitter. And we like it - A LOT.
We love this! @ddlovato has gone for the chop! What do you think? https://t.co/eA4xIK85Qh pic.twitter.com/b5QMMJ6m63
— E! Online UK (@EOnlineUK) July 26, 2014
Another advocate for this is look is Rosario Dawson, seen here at the at a Sin City meet and greet and photocall at the 2014 San Diego Comic Con over the weekend.
If, however you've not got the balls to commit to such a bold look, you can always go for a cheat a la Dawson's co-star Jessica Alba...
If she hadn't grown out her hair so much, we'd be introducing 'The Plob' (best don't Google that, especially if you're in work) to you right about now, but it is a bonafide hack to Rosario's look without any actual hacking.
And if you were wondering if Jessica ever had a dalliance with the Bob, she did indeed - for most of last year.
So there you have it, the humble bob as worn by the A-Listers. You know, in case you were looking for more motivation to get rid of half your hair to deal with this Jaysis heat *fans self*