Gordon Ramsay and Rachel Allen.
Ballymaloe faces another scandal as the general public relish in the disclosure that Gordon Ramsay was stirring more than the pots at a summer cookery school. The hatchet faced swear monster was employed by Channel 4 to film a documentary based on revealing the secret skills of rival chefs when the love souffle rises. The pair initially denied the rumours but had to admit that their "sweet and sour" personalities had in fact sparked a rare chemistry between them, only previously seen on Heston Blumenthal specials. Rachel exclaims in a statement that Darina had been the one who caught them baking love in the main kitchen, "We realised after dessert that evening we were perfect for each other. I was overwhelmed by the sweetness of his blancmange. My mother-in law-walked in as Gordon was massaging my back with a rolling pin. I was just at boiling point when she screamed at the two of us to get out." Ramsay, quickly moved to dispel any rumours with a statement of his own: "Go f*ck yourselves."