And it ain't Man U. At least David and Victoria will be able to afford the rather pricey season ticket (the priciest in all the land, in fact...)

The eldest of the Beckham brood has indeed been signed to Arsenal. It's a youth contract, but he's bound to be snapped up long term (especially if he's any good - Wenger needs all the help he can get at the minute. Even I know that).

An anonymous source spilling via Elle magazine said: "Brooklyn is talented and he has stood out in all of the training sessions and games he has played. He has had other teams sniffing around, and it was always going to be a case of when, not if, he was signed up by a big-name club. Arsenal realise he can be a huge talent. They have seen that potential and protected their asset."

The 15-year-old may become a Gunner full time should be perform well over the current season. In case you're interested, his younger brothers, 13-year-old Romeo (who's fierce busy between the footie and the modelling career) and 9-year-old Cruz play for Arsenal's under-13 and under-10 leagues.
 
All eyes on who's going to sign Harper. Why not, it's in the genes.