This former bodyguard of Britney's is fairly gung ho about dragging her name through the pig skitter.

Firstly, Fernando Flores said he'd been sexually harassed by his employer, as she consistently insisted on cavorting about in the buff. He was universally laughed at. Now he's saying she's abusing her two sons with aid of various food substances and a belt.

A source speaking to The Sun offered: "Britney doesn't mean to be a bad mum. But Flores feels she has so many issues she can't be trusted around her boys. He claims the first really shocking incident was when she came marching into the pool house (possibly naked) at her mansion and demanded his belt. He handed it over but then followed her into the main house and claims he witnessed the alleged incident."

That "incident" being Britney beating either four-year-old Sean Preston or three-year-old Jayden James with said belt.

In addition to this, the paper reports that "Flores also accused Britney of feeding the boys food they were allergic to, including shellfish. The alleged incidents took place in late March or early April... Child protection agency workers tried to quiz her last week but she had left LA for a few days. Britney temporarily lost custody of the boys two years ago after suffering a massive breakdown."

Riddle me this; if these claims be true, why would Flores first bring people's attention to the "alleged" sexual harassment? Is the matter of his eyes being invaded by Britney's breasts more important than that of child abuse? Apparently so, according to him, therefore these claims are a load of hooey... I hope.