Yep, that's the hot news today (and yesterday...). There is a pretty horrible story doing the rounds regarding Michael Fassbender, but I'm waiting to hear back from his agent before we regurgitate that one. It's defamatory in the extreme, put it that way.

Back to Brian. As reported by The Mirror yesterday (I wasn't arsed commenting on it then, still clearly not arsed with it now) and everyone else today, McFadden has moved out of the house he shares with Delta in Australia, not because they're splitting up or anything, no, he's just "bored". So he's moved in with a mate ("music clip director" Dan Reisinger).

A source told the paper "Delta's not around and Brian gets bored. They've not split up." Where is Delta? She's working on a new album in America, largely on the piano given this Tweet: "My piano is here... home! Ah! So happy... now going to play for hours."

The boredom isn't enough to drive Brian back to the same country that houses his children, however, so he can beeee with the faamilllyyyy, drink some Engaaalish teeeeea and watch foootballll on TTTVVVVVV *guitar solo* (apologies. But it's been a while); he's got his judging slot on Australia's Got Talent to keep him occupied.