It's that time of year again when Mr. Blackwell whips out his poisoned appendage to spit its bile about the world's worst dressed woman. And who did his pen deem the most horrific? Victoria Beckham. Gee, that must come as a blow considering fashion is the only thing she could actually get away with being OK at: "Forget Fashion Spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em." This is probably the most appropriate time to point out that Blackwell is first and foremost a designer, not a writer. Runner-up Amy Winehouse - who also had her own troubles in 2007 - was slated by Blackwell for her, um, look. He said: "Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she's part '50s carhop horror." Take THAT double whammy, Karl Lagerfeld. Of third-placed Mary Kate Olsen, he said: "She resembles a tattered toothpick - trapped in a hurricane." I love this man. Britney, who Blackwell awarded first place last year, failed to make it on the list: "I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her." Aw, he does have a heart, and somewhere Amy Winehouse is mumbling "I've not had a great year 'n all you w*nkah, innit." The top ten in full is as follows:
1. Victoria Beckham
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Mary Kate Olsen
4. Fergie (presumably of Black Eyed Peas fame, although the other one is just as heinous)
5. Kelly Clarkson
6. Eva Green (eyeliner does not maketh the outfit)
7. Avril Lavigne
8. Jessica Simpson
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Alison Arngrim (Nellie from Little House on the Prairie...)
