So this is the reason why Jordan wasn't present at the 'Tesco Mum of The Year Heidi Range Bapfest'

It was a tough call for Foxy Bingo, especially since last year's winner was caught smoking during her third trimester, but they have named Stacey Solomon's successor. A woman who was caught riding Gareth Gates while 6 months pregnant and then proceeded to thrust all three of her children into a reality TV show (while also subjecting them to Alex Reid). Hey, if it's good enough for Clint Eastwood...

Did you not hear? The Eastwoods are partaking in a reality TV show. That's not a mistake at all.

Sky News reports: "The series Mrs Eastwood And Company, starring Clint's wife Dina and their daughters, will premiere on E! (of course). The reality show was announced in December 2011 and will follow the life and career of Dina Eastwood, teenagers Francesca and Morgan, and the six-member South African vocal group Dina manages, Overtone. Oscar-winning actor and director Clint, is expected to feature as a guest once in a while. Over the course of the 10 episodes, the family will travel from their home in Carmel, California, to Los Angeles. To spice thing up there are promises of a few arguments between 15-year-old Morgan and her mother and an inside look at the relationship of Francesca, 18, and her 29-year-old boyfriend. 'Nothing is more important to me than family - no matter how you define that,' Dina Eastwood said."

And what did Clint himself have to say: "I'm really proud of my family. They are a constant source of inspiration and entertainment."

Your wife is called Dina and she wants your children to partake in a reality TV show. Read the warning signs, Clint, Godnammit!

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