You overdid it, didn't you? You had every intention of having an early one last night and now, now it's hitting you. The Fear. You did something last night, didn't you? Oh God, it's awful. We know. There, there.
We could give you a stern lecture about how you overdid it and that you're getting too old for that kind of carry-on. But no. We're your friends. We're here to help.
Look at these calming pictures and clear your mind. Breathe. That's it. Nice and easy.
Look, it's a cat fist-bumping someone. Isn't that nice? There we are. Ease into it.
It's a dog pretending to be a person. They're drinking tea and relaxing. Which is what you're doing. Ahhh... Relax.
This dog is you. This is us. We're comforting you. You were definitely NOT the drunkest person there.
Here is a cute cat trying to eat someone's hair. You ate something fried, greasy and large last night. That's OK. You start the cleanse tomorrow. Today is about resting and Friends repeats.
This is a seal being tickled. Money is money. You can always make more. That round of shots was absolutely called for.
After this, you're thinking - I can go about my day. Right? Maybe not. Maybe you lie down, take a nap, order a pizza at three in the afternoon.
