... is because he's the latest addition to the I'm a Celebrity "camp camp" (I thank you, Mickey). I was wondering, momentarily, why The Sun was bothering to report on a kiddies presenter, last seen in the 1997, who had lost his foam mallet and was currently trying to track it down via FaceBook. Now it all makes sense! Prior to this week, the last time he was phogographed (according to WENN) was early 2005.
Of his inclusion in I'm a Celeb, a show insider said: "Timmy is going to be a nightmare - they won't know what's hit them. He's nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is. His madcap antics might be amusing for five minutes, but imagine living with him. We're hoping for fireworks."
That's if his fellow contestants don't opt to starve him in the interim. He and the dude from Dollar have been put in cages and will only be fed if the existing campers part with luxury items.
In other camp news; Nicola's tits are celebrating their first birthday. The model requested a party to celebrate 365 days of "Pinky and Perky" bouncing around the planet.
