While we're waiting for the mahooosive gallery to download (biggest gallery ever. If this doesn't break the gallery maker [a technical term], I don't know what will), let's cast our gaze over the winners of last night's Primetime Emmy Awards. And, it has to be said, the first award there doesn't bode well. In WHAT realm is 30 Rock funnier than Entourage, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords or The Office? Is it the same place where Alec Baldwin is deemed funnier than Steve Carell, or Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory? No, please tell me so I never visit there. Oh. I live there. Brilliant. On a postive note, Brendan Gleeson won the Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie award, which is nice. Oh, and Sarah Silverman didn't win anything, which is always life affirming.
Outstanding Comedy Series:
30 Rock (winner)
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight Of The Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Weeds
Outstanding Drama Series:
Mad Men (winner)
Big Love
Breaking Bad
Damages
Dexter
House
Lost
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series:
30 Rock - Alec Baldwin (winner)
The Big Bang Theory - Jim Parsons
Flight Of The Conchords - Jemaine Clement
Monk - Tony Shalhoub
The Office - Steve Carell
Two And A Half Men - Charlie Sheen
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series:
Breaking Bad - Bryan Cranston (winner)
Dexter - Michael C Hall
House - Hugh Laurie
In Treatment - Gabriel Byrne
Mad Men - Jon Hamm
The Mentalist - Simon Baker
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie:
Into The Storm - Brendan Gleeson (winner)
Cyrano de Bergerac - Kevin Kline
King Lear - Sir Ian McKellen
Taking Chance - Kevin Bacon
24: Redemption - Kiefer Sutherland
Wallander: One Step Behind - Kenneth Branagh
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series:
United States Of Tara - Toni Collette (winner)
The New Adventures Of Old Christine - Julia Louise-Dreyfus
Samantha Who? - Christina Applegate
The Sarah Silverman Program - Sarah Silverman
30 Rock - Tina Fey
Weeds - Mary-Louise Parker
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series:
Damages - Glenn Close (winner)
Brothers & Sisters - Sally Field
The Closer - Kyra Sedgwick
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - Mariska Hargitay
Mad Men - Elisabeth Moss
Saving Grace - Holly Hunter
Outstanding Lead Actress in aMiniseries or Movie:
Grey Gardens - Jessica Lange (winner)
Accidental Friendship - Chandra Wilson
Coco Chanel - Shirley MacLaine
Grey Gardens - Drew Barrymore
Prayers For Bobby - Sigourney Weaver
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series:
Two And A Half Men - Jon Cryer (winner)
Entourage - Kevin Dillon
How I Met Your Mother - Neil Patrick Harris
The Office - Rainn Wilson
30 Rock - Tracy Morgan
30 Rock - Jack McBrayer
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series:
Lost - Michael Emerson (winner)
Boston Legal - William Shatner
Boston Legal - Christian Clemenson
Breaking Bad - Aaron Paul
Damages - William Hurt
Mad Men - John Slattery
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or Movie:
Grey Gardens - Ken Howard (winner)
NOMINEES:
Into The Storm - Len Cariou
The Librarian: Curse Of The Judas Chalice - Bob Newhart
Little Dorrit - Tom Courtenay
Little Dorrit - Andy Serkis
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series:
Pushing Daisies - Kristin Chenoweth (winner)
Saturday Night Live - Amy Poehler
Saturday Night Live - Kristin Wiig
30 Rock - Jane Krakowski
Ugly Betty - Vanessa Williams
Weeds - Elizabeth Perkins
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series:
24 - Cherry Jones (winner)
Damages - Rose Byrne
Grey's Anatomy - Sandra Oh
Grey's Anatomy - Chandra Wilson
In Treatment - Dianne Wiest
In Treatment - Hope Davis
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or Movie:
House Of Saddam -
Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series:
Saturday Night Live - Justin Timberlake (winner)
Desperate Housewives - Beau Bridges
30 Rock - Steve Martin
30 Rock - Jon Hamm
30 Rock - Alan Alda
Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series:
Rescue Me - Michael J Fox (winner)
CSI: NY - Edward Asner
Damages - Ted Danson
Dexter - Jimmy Smits
ER - Ernest Borgnine
Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series:
Saturday Night Live - Tina Fey (winner)
The Big Bang Theory - Christine Baranski
Monk - Gena Rowlands
My Name Is Earl - Betty White
30 Rock - Jennifer Aniston
30 Rock - Elaine Stritch
Outstanding Guest Actress in a Drama Series:
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - Ellen Burstyn (winner)
Grey's Anatomy - Sharon Lawrence
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - Brenda Blethyn
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - Carol Burnett
The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency - CCH Pounder
Outstanding Host For A Reality Or Reality-Competition Program:
The Amazing Race - Phil Keoghan (winner)
American Idol - Ryan Seacrest
Dancing With The Stars - Tom Bergeron
Project Runway - Heidi Klum
Survivor - Jeff Probst
Top Chef - Padma Lakshmi
Outstanding Miniseries:
Little Dorritt (winner)
Generation Kill.
