Can you die of second-hand embarrassment? Is it possible to cringe so hard you see the curvature of the earth?
If it's possible, this teenager knows exactly how bad it is as this moment of industrial-strength teenage embarrassment took place at a baseball match in San Diego's Petco Park. Flo Rida's 'Low Low Low' kicked off on the speakers and, sure enough, the jumbotron camera pans through the crowd to see if anyone's willing to dance.
The lens centres on a family up in the bleachers and thus begins the most awkward thirty seconds of this poor young teenager's life. His mother. Dancing to a track about a woman's buttocks. On a gigantic jumbotron and then subsequently viral.
That poor child.
Still think this funny after waking up! Awesome moment at last night’s @Padres game. @LeBatardShow @HQonESPN @BleacherReport @Deadspin @SportsCenter pic.twitter.com/CqpYur7upd
— Rudy Rendon (@RendonRudy) July 31, 2018