That was a looooooong two years. What's hilarious is that they've divorced on the grounds of "her adultery". Not because Blake got another bird pregnant... or that Amy's bats, and needs a lengthy encounter with a nailbrush.
The Sun said: "(Blake)'s said to be expecting a child later this year with Gileen Morris, a 31-year-old blonde he met in rehab last year. However, Amy, 26, was divorced by Blake on account of HER adultery. Fielder-Civil, 27, said the star confessed to him that she'd been unfaithful in April last year. Describing himself as a music video producer, he stated in divorce papers before the court he found it 'intolerable' to live with Winehouse. Neither party was present for the proceedings - lasting a matter of seconds - before District Judge Michael Segal. The couple were married in May 2007 in Miami, Florida. Winehouse admitted the adultery with an unknown person (t'was probably a chance dalliance with an unused broom in a cupboard) in divorce papers made public today."
... music video producer? AAAHH HAA! AAAAH HA HA HA!! Ahhh... heh... AAHHHHAHAHAHAHAARRGH! Oooooooh, Lord *rubs sides*, that's some strong sh*t he's on.
