All I know is that there were rumours that Sir Paul McCartney was paid just £1 to close the spectacular London Olympics opening ceremony. The Beatles star said he didn't mind forgoing his ususal fee (of what, a few squillion?) in return for some free games tickets. We wouldn't want you burning a hole in your pocket now having to actually PAY for tickets. Imagine that!... That Tom Hardy (OMG, I have to just stop for a second and swoon) has agreed to get in the ring with none other than heavyweight fighter David Haye - known to boxing fans as the haymaker - in a charity boxing match, on the condition that all proceeds will go towards Breast and Bowel Cancer research, The Prince's Trust and other such worthy causes. Now that's a boxing match I will definitely tune in to.... That Angelina Jolie wants a bash at the role of Anastasia Steele in the 50 Shades of Grey movie adaptation. Of course she does, the saucy minx. Unfortunately though, I think you're probably a bit long in the tooth now, Angie, to play the role of a college graduate. Soz... That Johnny Depp is a bit weird and collects celebrity dolls. Apparently he owns dozens of limited edition Barbie dolls. Creepy, yet we're not that surprised to learn this... That Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are in a custody battle over their dog, Bear. This just gets better and better. Also, K-Stew's movies could well be boycotted on account of the fact that she has now been dubbed the 'most hated woman in Hollywood. A source tells The Sun's Pete Samson: "Female moviegoers have been looking for a reason not to like her and now they have it... Lots of Rob's huge army of female fans will boycott her films. It's going to be a long road for her to come back, professionally as well as personally." Don't worry Kristen, just take a leaf out of Kate Moss and, eh, Sinead O'Connor's books. Celebrity comebacks are totes in fashion.... Lastly, that Jedward's popularity isn't even remotely on the wane. Here they are being mobbed outside the Universal music offices in Dublin.