All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Rihanna has been evacuated from her London hotel after a fire broke out. Thankfully neither the star nor any other hotel guests were hurt. Not particularly bothered by the disruption, RiRi took to Twitter to post a photo of a fire engine outside the hotel, with which she said "Fire in the Telly #evacuationlife". As reported by Digital Spy, she also tweeted about how she had been 'roamin da streets since 6am' because of the fire. 'Cause you'd be tucked up in bed otherwise right? Pffft. Maybe it's just me but I just cannot read her tweets with a Bajan accent in mind; I just hear them as though issued from the mouth of, well, a cream cracker... That Kelly Osbourne's not a BIT happy because her babalongs are shrinking. Don't you just HATE when that happens?... That cougar lover Harry Styles has come out to say he will not date anyone older than his mum who is 44. So far he's only gone as old as 32 - Caroline Flack and Lucy Horobin if memory serves me - but 44 would be just pushing it a bit far. Hang on there while I give my mam a bell and break the news... That Pete Doherty has checked into rehab again. It should really just be news when he checks OUT of rehab... That the Kardashians are currently shopping around for a family burial plot. Ah sh*t, WHO told them about our plan to have them collectively kil - never mind... That Jon Hamm was ROBBED while visiting London. His girlfriend's handbag containing their hotel room key was pilfered after which the contents of their room were also swiped... That Justin Bieber has lashed out at the press telling them to BACK OFF and respect his privacy. "Dear paps… golf is supposed to be a relaxing sport… u arent supposed to be in the bushes yelling at me with cameras. Let me finish the game (sic)," Bieber tweeted. Umm, Dear Justin, you're not supposed to have a net worth of over 112 million dollars at the age of 18 and be as annoying as you are, we're not supposed to HAVE an official 'Justin Bieber day', and our lives were just FINE when Ashton Kutcher presented Punked so you can TAKE that golf club and SHOV..." *Breeeeath* ... That there's nothing else of note to report to you at this time.
