That Angelina Jolie is pregnant... That Naomi Watts is also up the Damian... That producers of the MTV Europe Music Awards are "terrified" host Snoop Dog will offend viewers with his colourful vocabulary... That this is their thinly veiled attempt to motivate people to watch it... That Elvis Presley has been named the top earning dead celebrity of 2007... That he managed to earn an impressive $49 million despite being in the ground for (a reputed) thirty years... That the rest of the top ten is as follows: 2. John Lennon - $44 million, 3. Charles M. Schulz - $35 million, 4. George Harrison - $22 million, 5. Albert Einstein - $18 million, 6. Andy Warhol - $15 million, 7. Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel) - $13 million, 8. Tupac Shakur - $9 million, 9. Marilyn Monroe - $7 million, 10. Steve McQueen - $6 million... That Owen Wilson is dating Jessica Simpson... That Jessica is in line to play Sandy in the remake of Grease... That Michelle Pfeiffer will play the headmistress of Rydell High, despite claiming that her role in Grease 2 set her career "back ten years"... That Britney's mum, Lynne Spears, is publishing an auto-biography about her "experiences raising celebrity children"... That she should concentrate more on raising them, rather than how to make money from them... That Britney wants Kevin tested for drugs... That Justin Timberlake has donated $100,000 to an Australian wildlife fund, paying tribute to deceased crocodile hunter Steve Irwin... That this is damage control for "upsetting his Australian fans with his diva-like behaviour" while on tour there... That, when an excited paparazzo said to Timberlake: "If my kid could see me now, he'd be so excited", Timberlake replied: "I can't believe they let you reproduce children"... That The Sun are running a story about Nicole Richie being papped with a cigarette... That it is in fact a picture from when she was wearing a pregnancy suit for The Simple Life...