That, of David's over-enthused nethers seen in the Emporio Armani underwear billboards around Europe, Victoria Beckham said: "I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too"... That the following news will make you feel sicker... That Julia Haworth, AKA Claire Peacock from Coronation Street, has been impregnated... That you're currently being attacked by the visual of her at it... That Casey Affleck and his wife Summer Phoenix have had their second child... That Gwyneth Paltrow was admitted to hospital in New York but has since been released... That a source said: "She was slumped over in a wheelchair pushed by Chris. She looked unwell"... That 'High School Musical' actor and recipient of those unerotic snaps from Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, has undergone an emergency appendectomy... That 'The Client' actor Brad Renfro has been found dead aged just 25... That he was last seen snoring in his sleep after spending the night with friends... That he had a history of drug and alcohol abuse... That Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil wants a divorce... That they're his mother's words, not his... That Sadie Frost's Primrose Hill house been broken into for the second time while her and her children have been present...
