All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Pete Doherty has finally reacted to the criticism his Live 8 performance alongside Elton John received. He said: "What a bunch of f***ing w***ers. What a bunch of sausage-sucking, session, slaphead, ponytailed pr**ks, you know?"... That Blake Fielder-Civil (who's suffered a major attack of the bloats) left jail yesterday after serving nearly a year for perverting the course of justice... That he told paps waiting outside the prison: "I'm gonna see my wife and take her knickers down"... Instead, he got brought straight to a rehab facility and was told he wouldn't be seeing Amy for another seven days... That Amy celebrated her husband's release by "scuffling with snappers outside her North London home"... That Jonathan Ross filmed his contribution to The Apprentice in aid of Comic Relief last Monday... A BBC source said: "Jonathan was in a difficult position as his suspension came just days before filming began on the show. Pulling out at such short notice would have left producers with a headache"... That it's due for broadcast in March... That, of presenting the MTV "Europe" Music Awards, Katie Perry said: "I feel I'm already reaching my peak - I'm nominated, I'm performing and I'm presenting. I've been backstage and it looks amazing. It's going to be a huge show... I asked how many dress changes did Christina (Aguilera) have (when she presented five years ago) and they said 'nine'. I said, 'Great - I'll have 12'"... If Katie's reaching her peak already, that means we'll be Perry free this time next year... That, of her marriage to Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman told Glamour Magazine: "I felt I became a star only by association. I didn't think [my early movies] were very good, which is why I would always cower in the background. I thought, I don't deserve to be here. We would go to the Oscars and I would think, I'm here to support him. I felt it was my job to put on a beautiful dress and to be seen and not heard"... That Tom Cruise's adopted son, Connor, wants a baby brother... A source said: "At 41, Nicole knows she's not likely to have another baby. It's obviously up to the much younger Katie to give Connor that baby brother... There may be no better time than now for Katie to get pregnant again and absolutely nothing would make Tom happier"... It should be mandatory for every man to be a woman for a year - in that time frame they could experience all the physical joys it has to offer, especially childbirth... That Sophie Ellis-Bextor is pregnant with her second child by Richard Jones... That Paris Hilton said: "I try to sometimes travel... I'll wear a wig and I try to go unnoticed, but it doesn't ever work. No matter what country I go to, people recognise me and know who I am. Then again, its part of the business I'm in and you just have to accept that there's never gonna be any privacy"... That Simon Cowell said: "When people moan about being a celebrity, I think 'Oh please, sort yourself out - it's the greatest job in the world'. I wake up daily thanking my lucky stars, but to throw marriage into that mix is not right"... That Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears will join Madonna onstage at her Dodger Stadium gig tonight... That, of meeting Justin's mother for the first time, Jessica Biel said: "It always is a stressful situation. You are always trying without trying too hard - to be likeable. Y'know mothers and sons and fathers and daughters - those are very protective bonds. So anyone going into that has a tricky situation"... That Emma Bunton is the latest Spice Girl "unable to make" the renewal of Mel B's wedding vows in Egypt... That Victoria has already declined the invitation... That Cheryl Cole said: "Why the hell would I renew my vows when I only got married a couple of years ago? It's ridiculous. It's as tacky as hell"... That Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams have broken up again... A source said: "Rachel is too controlling. They broke up the first time because of their busy schedules - and that's the problem again"... That 21-year-old Evan Rachel Wood has dumped 29-year-old Marilyn Manson. That Wood's brother, Ira, had been staying with the couple in the guesthouse and Manson tried kicking him out... A source said: "Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street. It was the tipping point"... That Phil Spector "once chased a gang of star-struck young kids with a loaded gun after they mistook him for actor Dudley Moore"... That, of living in a trailer while her house is being refurbished, Pamela Anderson said: "I live in a mobile home and I love it! It’s small but chic and perfect for me and the kids. It's fun having to sit on beanbags and do our washing at the laundrette"...