All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That the dress Kate Winslet hoisted her hooters into for the UK premiere of Revolutionary Road in London last night has been more of a major talking point than the film itself... Of being nominated for two BAFTA's, Kate said on the red carpet: "Well, clearly, I should prepare a speech because I didn't think that was going to happen at the Golden Globes. Some people apparently haven't been very nice about it, but luckily I've been in America where they've said very nice things"... That Bono bubbled: "What a thrill for four Irish boys form the North side of Dublin to honour you, Sir, the next President of the United States, Barack Obama, for choosing this song to be on the soundtrack of your campaign... Thank you America. God Bless You" at the We Are The One inaugural concert at the Lincoln Memorial yesterday... That Mutya is now blaming "harmless" Coolio for her walking out of Celebrity Big Brother on Friday... That the singer said: "Coolio is a sex pest who would perv on me all the time. It just made my skin crawl. I do not know how he was allowed to get away with it, as far as I'm concerned he got away with murder... He tried to seduce me on three occasions - on the bed, on the couch and a third time when he came up behind me and tried to stroke my body and whisper in my ear. The producers should have stepped in to stop this earlier. I quit because I could not tolerate what was going on any longer"... That, of possibly not getting her full £75k after walking, a source said: "Mutya always knew she would be paid pro-rata if she left the show before she was evicted"... That Jamie Hince has spent over £30k for French graffiti artist, Andre (Monsieur A), to spray two "works" for Kate Moss in her home to mark her 35th birthday... That Kate has been marking her birthday all weekend with parties all around London, with the festivities winding down in her house in the wee hours of this morning - much to the chagrin of her neighbours: "All my family were trying to sleep so I complained to the council. They turned up just before 1am but as soon as they left it went up again and went on until gone 7am"... A delivery man was last seen entering the house with "booze and a pig on a spit"... That Jamie has promised Kate that they'll become a musical duo once she learns how to play the piano... A source said: "Kate can't play a single note on the piano but Jamie has promised her that he will teach her to play and they'll form a duo together as he did with his (The Kills) bandmate Alison Mosshart. She has mentioned wanting to name it The Mossys for a laugh. It will be completely different music, though, to his Kills stuff - something much more romantic and ballad-based"... That, somewhere, Alison Mosshart is chewing on her fringe in a rage... That Pete Doherty's criteria for any prospective girlfriends goes thusly: "I don't want her to be famous, just rich. Actually, I'm not that shallow. It's not about money - just looks"... That Boy George has landed a "cushy" job handing out prison meals in Pentonville: "It won't go down well if he's seen to get special privileges. People have to wait weeks before they're given cushy jobs"... Of George's new accommodation, a fellow inmate said: "They've put him in a cell with a Rasta guy to protect him and there is always a guard close by"... That, of her new career in stage acting, Nadine Coyle said: "I'm really excited about it but we'll have to see what happens. Girls Aloud are going to have to work around me a bit because my home isn't in London. I love being in LA and don't feel the need to come back to the UK so much"... That won't go down well with certain folk... That Lady Amber Leighton - AKA Guy 'I Love Gangsters, Me' Ritchie's mum - has been forced to move into rented accommodation "after a neighbour crashed his car into her living room"... Lady Leighton was at a "fitness class when the 80-year-old smashed into her home in his Rover 75"... That Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are to play "Bonnie and Clyde wannabes on an upcoming episode of CSI:NY", which is slated to air in the US on March 18th. That someone was "gunned down" at the premiere of the Biggie Smalls biopic Notorious... Four men were then "stabbed at a NY nightclub following an unofficial after party for the flick"... That, of the artwork for her new record, Kelly Clarkson said on her site: "We decided the cover of the album and just in case you haven't seen it I'll post it! It's very colorful and they have definitely Photoshopped the crap out of me - but I don’t care, haha! Whoever she is, she looks great, ha! I’ve had so much fun with this album; I really hope y’all dig it woohooooooooooo!!!!"... That Britney Spears has been "forced" to rerecord If You Seek Amy" cause it blatantly sounds like "f**k me"... That it'll be amended to If You See Amy... That Gary and Martin Kemp of Spandau Ballet fame are to have a joint funeral for their parents who "died within hours of each other"... A source said: "Frank, 79, suffered a heart attack earlier this month (Jan09) and was pronounced dead in hospital in Bournemouth, England. The pair' mother, Eileen, 77, who was admitted to the same medical facility for a heart bypass operation, passed away just 48 hours later. They had been married for 55 years"...