That this installment of Rumours includes Ronnie Wood related ort; several births and pregnancies; Jessica Simpon and Kim Cattrall boyfiend free; our Harry Potter premiere videos; Sarah Harding taking a year-long break from Girls Aloud; and Lily Allen's baps............... That Amy Winehouse arrived back to London yesterday, a bit bleary-eyed and emotional... That, when asked if she was happy to be home, she said: "I don't give a f*ck"... That Amy won't be rushing back to St. Lucia after pissing off the natives: "The management are delighted Amy’s left - they only wish she'd taken the dogs with her (she'd started adopting strays, one of which had a litter). Other holidaymakers complained about the fleas and fumigations"... As well as near drowning herself several times in the hotel pool, Amy also "streaked naked through the complex, split up a lesbian couple and gave an erratic performance at the St Lucia Jazz Festival"... That Pixie Geldof was pictured in the back of a cab with Noel Fielding, "who dived straight on the floor"... That, of Lily Allen's topless shoot in i-D, Perez Hilton said: "Lily Allen wants to be seen as a respected musician. She kinds contradicts herself doesn't she? More known for her outrageous behaviour than her music, Lilly Allen continues with her 'antics'. The hard-pAArtying Brit goes topless in the new issue of i-D magazine. Why? Well, why not??? We've already seen 'em before - a lot"... Lily Allen responded via Twitter: "Just saw Perez's views on my topless i-D pics. It may come as a surprise but I'm completely comfortable with getting them out. Tits are tits. I wish mine were as big as Perez Hilton's though"... That Nick Bateman refused to guest appear in the Big Brother house as he wasn't getting paid: "They were not going to pay me. I don't think I should take a day out for no money. Everyone was looking forward to me coming back"... Big Brother bosses said: "None of the former housemates are being paid for taking part in the tasks. A donation will go to The Jade Goody Foundation instead"... That Jessica Simpson split with Tony Romo on the eve of her 29th birthday, the party of which was set to have a Barbie and Ken theme... That she Tweeted: "Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER"... A source commented: "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty - plug, plug, plug). They decided to part ways"... Another source said Jessica had "expressed her desire to have children with him"... That'll do it... That Jo Wood's artist brother, Paul Karslake, is auctioning a piece on eBay which depicts Ronnie Wood feasting on a blond girl's neck... That 50-year-old Paul said: "It shows Ronnie feeding off young girls... I don't hate the bloke, but I am very annoyed with him. Ron's a vampire, all those Rolling Stones guys are. They stay up all night and sleep all day"... That Ronnie is launching an exhibition in his 20-year-old girlfriend's native Moscow, which mostly depicts Ekaterina starkers... That Kim Cattrall has split from her 32-year-old toyboy: "It was a long time coming, they had some trouble in April and since then things have fizzled out. They realised they were at different points in their lives. They still care about each other and will remain friends"... That Bruno is getting re-edited in the UK for a 15s audience... The re-edited version will be released later this month... That Sarah Harding wants to take a break from Girls Aloud to concentrate on acting: "It's not fun when it feels like groundhog year. We've been on a treadmill for six years and need a break... Acting is good for me because I've always been called a drama queen"... That Mira Sorvino has given birth to her third child, a boy called Holden Paul Terry Backus... That Molly Ringwald has given birth to twins... That Minty off EastEnders has impregnated his real-life girlfriend... That he met the BBC production assistant on the set of Let's Dance for Comic Relief four months ago... That'll last... That Mel Gibson is directing the new music video for his pregnant girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva... That you might want to have a look at our red carpet videos for Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince... That's not a deposite left by nature in my left ear, by the way, it's an earring... Just needed to clarify that... Oh, and the the object which found itself buried an inch deep in Matt Lewis's ear, courtesy of Helena Bonham-Carter, was a wand. Just in case you're wondering... That more photos from the Harry Potter premiere can be seen in Caught Out...
