That today's Rumours will be all about Lindsay Lohan's behaviour; Mischa Barton being "so totally here for the DJ"; various people in rehab; Kate Moss auditioning for Simon Cowell; The Spice Girls hooking back up; and AranMan's meanderings........... That Jeff Brazier has banned Jackiey Budden from her grandson's fifth birthday: "Jeff was livid after learning Jackiey, 51, swore at the privately-educated boys as she went on a booze bender when they visited her in Tenerife last week"... A source told The Sun: "Jeff has been a brilliant dad and doesn't want the boys to have the same upbringing as Jade. Jackiey's been crying ever since"... Budden is to return to the UK in early October as "the DSS are to quiz her over income support claims while raking in around £200,000 this year from media interviews. Jackiey could also be evicted for claiming housing allowance on her flat in Bermondsey, South London, while in the Canaries"... That of her newly pregnant sister, Kourtney, Kim 'Pee On Meeee!' Kardashian said: "She's huge. She is huuuuge! I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes. Khloe is going to kill me for saying that (d'you reckon?), but it's really because Khloé is so much taller. Kourtney will take Khloe's top and wear it as a dress... She will not buy maternity clothes. I don't know what's wrong with her"... That here's video footage of President Obama calling Kanye a 'jackass'... That Lindsay Lohan and her 15-year-old sister Ali are so inseparable, they go to bars together in LA... Someone in attendance at Crown Bar said: "I couldn't believe Ali was there. They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there. She loved being out on the scene with her sister. It was as if she knew she belonged there"... Life and Style magazine reports: "Ali's already in dangerous territory. Near the end of last year, she stopped going to school, and Lindsay took her in... Now, despite an eight-year age difference, the sisters are like twins, dressing alike, looking shockingly skinny and sporting plumped-up lips"... It's slightly better than Dina and Lindsay acting like twins... That, when attending the G-Star fashion show (with Ali), Lindsay "copped an attitude by refusing to pose for photos, and she had to be dragged into the press line. Lindsay decided she wasn't happy with the seating arrangements. She began taking the seating cards for celebrities like Juliette Lewis and Christian Siriano and moving them or throwing them on the floor. When she threw Taylor Momsen's place card to the floor, event producers approached her. Lohan responded, 'Don't f***ing touch me', rolled her eyes and continued moving the place cards"... That rumour must be bollocks has Getty snapped the pair sitting happily(ish) side by side at said fashion show... That Mischa Barton was having some speech difficulties while at the G-Star fashion show after party in NYC's Bowery Hotel. That she "stumbled" up to the door and, according to The New York Post, "kept saying, in a really spacey, weird British accent, 'Like, I'm with the deejay. I totally know the deejay. I'm here for the deejay.' She was slurring her words". After being let in, Barton 'needed to be escorted to the deejay booth' where she proceeded to 'stand for about an hour, dancing in her own world. I don't think her eyes were open to full capacity - or even half capacity - the whole time she was there"... That Burt Reynolds has left rehab after being treated for his addiction to painkillers... That Albert Hammond Jr. "was sent to rehab on the heels of his breakup with model Agyness Deyn... That, when asked about his new grandson's name, Lionel Richie said: "I have no idea where that came from. I will ask her (Nicole), it is very interesting. With the excitement of the baby, you don't go into the name just yet. When I heard it, I thought it was my job just to go 'absolutely'. I will ask about Sparrow and she will have a story"... That, presumably in *crosses fingers* a last ditch attempt to cultivate some sort of singing career, Kate Moss will sing to Simon Cowell at his 50th birthday party this coming October... A source said: "It's a toss up between a sexy Marilyn Monroe-style Happy Birthday, or her speciality It's Not Fair, which she's been practising with Lily"... That, speaking of things that should never happen, The Spice Girls hooked up last night for a "reunion meal" (they BETTER not be releasing another single *shakes fist*) at London's Palm restaurant last night... That Posh Spice was unable to make it... That the third installment of AranMan's Premiership predictions is now live... That last week's piece was all about the football, with most of his predictions coming to fruition. Impressive. This week, however, it's more about the violation of a buffet, a distraught toddler, the incarceration of the aged, and damp patches in the likeness of TV3 broadcasters... That you can see what other celebraddies are up to in Caught Out...
