That Brooke Mueller is now looking for a divorce off Charlie Sheen - something about him having an affair with a lingerie model called Angelina, "he even wore a fake moustache to try and avoid unwanted attention during their meetings... Brooke is now seriously considering divorce. Brooke is not surprised by anything Charlie does at this point - she is doing what she needs to do to be a good mother to Max and Bob and she can’t control what Charlie does. She is in a really good place right now, and her main concern is the kids"... Yep, a fake tache and a lingerie model tipped her over the edge, not the (alleged) knife attack on Christmas day... That Larry King is parting ways from wife number eight: "Sources close to Shawn Southwick tell TMZ she believes Larry has been having an affair with her sister (Shannon) for 5 years... We're told Shawn starting looking at the statements, saw a Cartier diamond necklace, and then told a friend, 'He never gave me a diamond necklace'... So began 5 years of never-ending drama. Friends tell TMZ there were numerous instances where the couple was fighting, sometimes physically. One friend recalls an incident outside of Nate 'n Al in Beverly Hills a year and a half ago where the couple was 'punching each other'"... That Noel Fielding got stripped searched by police after he was caught talking to a known drug dealer in Camden: "The 20-year-old man with him ran off and was later arrested on suspicion of possessing cocaine. Fielding has admitted drug abuse in the past but last year said he was now clean. A source said: 'Noel was given the full monty but nothing was found on him'... That Tila Tequila is starting her own gossip blog (which will mainly comprise of self-portraits): "This is my calling. I'm very outspoken, I don't care what anyone says about me and I will call it out as I feel. So the celebrity gossip blog will just dethrone Perez Hilton"... That nude photos of Kayden Nguyen - "the woman suing Steven Seagal for allegedly treating her like his sex toy" - have been released: "in one, it looks like she's being pleasured by the running water from a bathtub"... That she chose to pose for the photos after her alleged altercation with Seagal... That Chris Evans was photographed sprucing his goose, possibly for his new tryst on The One Show of a Friday evening... Nope, commandeering Sir Terry's slot wasn't enough for him, he HAS to pilfer Adrian Chiles's thunder also... That Russell Brand said: "The top of the hit parade would look very different if teenyboppers were exposed to heroin. It would weed a lot of them out. I don't think Justin Bieber could handle Syd Barrett's habit... A lot of people in their journey to rehab overdose, and then, perhaps, we would be spared their awful music. It's Darwinian. It's the law of natural selection"... That the other half's just been photographed with Crystal Swing in Today FM, where they were interviewed by Ray D'Arcy and then, would you believe, they're shuffling across to Newstalk to be interviewed by George Hook.(spare a thought for the workers in Marconi House, who've probably been hucklebucked ourrahvit for about 5 hours straight)... That is indeed the Christ light emanating from Mary... That they will not be collaborating with Jedward... There is a benevolent higher power... That I in no way condone the current photos in Caught Out *hangs head*...
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