That, during the premiere of their new film The Killer Inside Me, Jessica Alba stopped Kate Hudon's dress from pulling a Monroe maneuver (much to this gentleman's joy): "Hudson was nearly left red-faced after her black dress was suddenly whipped up into the air. However, Alba swiftly intervened to save embarrassment - grabbing Hudson's hemline and keeping it in place, as the pair laughed off the incident"... Beforehand, Alba tried to cook "fish sticks" in her hotel room which resulted in the calling of the fire brigade, and then she wore the face off Cash Warren in the car bringing her to the event: "When the car door opened, she sat on his lap making out with him for a minute in front of paparazzi and fans. She only stopped when a friend pried her away"... That's the kind of things celebrities do when they trying to promote a film. There are no accidents... That, of her nicotine gum addiction, Jessica Simpson babbled: "Never in my life have I smoked. The first time I ever chewed a piece of Nicorette gum one of my close friends’ mother gave it to me. I think she thought she was giving me a piece of regular gum. I was chewing it and it was like a party in my mouth. It was like fireworks and ‘Oh my god, I’m talking a million miles per hour and I love this gum and what kind of gum is this? I have to have this gum'. It's Nicorette and it gives me energy - it's like drinking three Red Bulls"... That Joan Rivers is impressed with Heidi Montag's plastic surgery, saying: "I think she should have started sooner! It's a business of beauty... you have to look good"... River's mental dictionary has switched the word "good" with "identical"... That Ricky Gervais is to host the Golden Globes again... That, of "partying with Nickelback" recently, Tiger Woods said: "Yeah, I went to the concert, had a great time, Nickelback. A couple of the band members are friends of mine, and that's why I went. I just had a great time. And unfortunately I got criticised for seeing my friends"... That the moment Elin found out Tiger had also done it with the next door neighbour's 21-year-old daughter went a little something like this: "Nordegren rang Woods while he was at dinner: 'She was screaming so loudly that everyone at the table could hear what she was saying.' The former swimsuit model is quoted as saying: 'This is the worst betrayal ever (worse than the strippers, the escorts, and porn stars). I can't believe you had sex with that girl in our own neighbourhood. That’s it - I’m divorcing you!”... That, when asked if her X-Factor co-stars might want copy-approval on her new book, Dannii Minogue said: "They won't - but Sharon might!"... That Cheryl Cole has been voted FHM magazine's Sexiest Woman In The World for the second year in a row... Transformers star Megan Fox, 23, came second place and bikini model Marissa Miller with third place. In fourth position was The Saturdays star Frankie Sandford and Page 3 model Keeley Hazell in fifth place. Twilight's Kristen Stewart came sixth, with British model Kelly Brook at number seven. Other stars in the top 10 included Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba and Abbey Clancey... That, when asked about taking Meow Meow when appearing on GMTV yesterday, Dappy-Dudz said "You've got to try anything once" before his "horrified bandmates corrected him - saying: 'No you haven't!'"... That Lacey Turner and her onscreen mother Gillian Wright are leaving EastEnders... That Andrew Stone has known homelessness... The following comes from Digital Spy: "The singer, 28 (ah ha ha.... AAAH HA HA HA HAAAAA!), who is currently starring in Sky1 fly-on-the-wall series Pineapple Dance Studios, was left broke after spending all his cash on funding his music career. According to The Sun, Stone slept on the streets ten times in London. 'Friends later took me in. I know how lucky I am now,' he said. Starman's debut single 'I Don't Wanna Dance' was released on Monday"...
