That, not only are ABC not pressing charges against Chris Brown for his window shattering outburst yesterday, they've only gone an invited him back on the show, with host Robin Roberts saying: "We wish him the absolute best and... we've extended the invitation to him and I sure hope that he takes us up on it, because we'd love to have another chat with him"... They obviously want him to have another PR whirlwind of a wobbler, cause they're hardly inviting him back on for his charm. Here's a typical line from yesterday's interview: "It’s not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation (that being beating up Rihanna with a car door before biting her finger tips). I think I'm past that in my life. I think today's the album day so that's what I’m focused on. Everybody go get that album"... Brown idled away the rest of yesterday by shooting hoops, eating in diners with his girlfriend (more fool her) and generally wandering around New York with the title of his album emblazoned across his hoodie - and yet his label are somehow annoyed with him: "His label are giving him one more chance to address his temper issues - but they've made it clear he's on his last warning. For his career's sake, he can't have any more incidents like yesterday"... That Jordan's been trying to promote her new reality show by spouting stuff like: "It could take me nine times, 20 times, until I find the right one - or 40 actually. I'm not put off marriage" (lucky kiddies) and " If I could have it my way I would go to schools and say it's not all it's meant to be. The plastic surgery, the fame... it's not as glamorous as it looks. I would like to speak to schools to educate people"... That Jason Gardiner said of his nether landscaping: "I don't have one. Look, I've got a hairy chest... I just manscape my pubic area, because no-one likes a mouthful of pubes. And you like to see what's going on down there!"... As for the rumours regarding his hair (on his head) transplant, he offered: "Everybody can just bloody well mind their own business." That he wants to be coy about?!... That Paris Hilton is RAGING racist, according to Neil Strauss' new book Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead. Who knew...The author had a conversation with a then 18-year-old Hilton in which she opened "up to him about getting implants at 14 until her mom made her take them out, wanting to pose for Playboy and making out with Vin Diesel before realizing he’s some percent black...
HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.
Which guy?
HILTON (points to an actor in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you?
How black does a guy have to be?
HILTON: One percent is enough for me."
