That Amy Winehouse is getting married for the second time... The lucky man in question is on/off boyfriend Reg Traviss (who apparently is still getting it on with his "ex" girlfriend, who happens to be a burlesque dancer)... Of his pending nuptials, Reg said: "Amy and I have been talking about getting married, we are looking to book something very soon. I am thinking of getting something sorted in the next six weeks for the end of the year. I love Amy very much, she's a wonderful, talented, lovely girl"... That Chloe Madeley has started dating Dancing On Ice winner Sam Attwater since dumping her boyfriend... That Jenni Falconer will replace Holly Willoughby's replacement on This Morning while the latter goes on maternity leave... That we're back to this again: X Factor US judge L.A. Reid has said Cheryl Cole will be a judge... Speaking at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Saturday, L.A. told the Daily Mirror newspaper: "We're gonna compete against American Idol, which is just fine. I’m very confident. But along with Simon Cowell and Cheryl, I don’t know who the other judge is"... According to sources it could be anyone from included Paula Abdul to Katy Perry, George Michael to Nicki Minaj, thing is - who fecking cares anymore... That, in the absence of Cheryl and Simon from the UK X Factor panel, Gary Barlow and Lily Allen will take up their judging mantles... That Take That have asked the Pet Shop Boys to be their support act on tour... That, of Kelly Osbourne calling her a crackhead while on E!'s Fashion Police, Courtney Love retorted: "Kelly Osbourne and Joan Rivers called me a crackhead on the E! channel. Kelly knows I'm sober. Kelly knows there's no drugs allowed at my house. I think it's really lame. I've saved her life twice. I've done CPR, I've put things in her boobs (?!?). [She was on] Oxycontin, cocaine, foaming at the mouth... I don't like being the punchline for drugs when I don't do them, so stop it"...That Captain Jack Sparrow got all hugs and kisses when Penelope Cruz got presented with her pink Hollywood star, despite Javier Bardem also being present... That Dappy got mugged in the toilet of swanky eatery Mao Tai in Fulham: "Dappy, who recently claimed to have split from Kaye Vassell, was apparently forced to hand over his £10,000 N-Dubz chain and other pieces of jewellery. The men fled, but Dappy spotted three people who he thought were their friends sitting at another table. He shouted: 'Your mates just mugged me in the toilet,' the News of the World reports. A fight reportedly broke out, resulting in Dappy being hit over the head with a glass bottle of Perrier water. Other diners, including Sky Sports News presenter Millie Clode, are said to have 'screamed in terror and dived for cover'. A source said: 'It was pandemonium. Kaye got involved, although Tinchy hung back and watched in shock'"... That Michael McIntyre is set to make £20million from his forthcoming arena tour... He might want to bring a bodyguard to the toilet with him from now on...
