That Lindsay Lohan's role in the new Giotti film is "smaller" than the one she was originally pegged for and "includes a sex scene"... Funny that... That Lindsay is due to appear in court in LA later for that ongoing necklace thingy. That, according to TMZ, she won't go to jail: "Under the law, the judge has the ability to reduce a felony to a misdemeanor at the end of a preliminary hearing if the offense is relatively minor and the defendant is not a hardened criminal with a long record. Fact is ... it's done everyday, and Lindsay's judge - Stephanie Sautner - has routinely exercised this power, according to courthouse sources. Fact is, in the greater scheme of things, Lindsay's DUI convictions do not make her a serious criminal, and the charge of stealing a necklace is no big whoop. All Shawn Holley has to do is say the magic words after today's preliminary hearing testimony - 'Your honor, I move that you reduce the felony charge to a misdemeanor under Penal Code 17(B)'"... That, with the release of Judus, Lady GaGa has now evidently entered her Like a Prayer phase of "her" oh-so unique career trajectory... That Mel Gibson said: "[The recordings were] one terribly awful moment in time, said to one person in the span of one day, and doesn't represent what I truly believe or how I've treated people my entire life. I've never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality. I don't blame some people for thinking [I'm bigoted] though, from all the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes".. That Amanda Seyfried said: "I love good taxidermy, it's like art. A lot of people think it's weird but I don't know why... I got another animal, I'm going to share. I bought a three-week-old just this week. Well, it was three weeks old when it died. [It's a] miniature horse. It's being shipped to L.A. as we speak. And it's going to be Finn's new best friend unless he tries to eat it. It's like this big, I can carry it (Finn being her beloved (live) Australian sheep dog). It's very well done. It's the best taxidermy in the world"... That "one in three Irish people plan to watch the Royal Wedding" next Friday... That if you wish to read my thoughts on proceedings, there'll be the live blog we're doing. We also have a live video stream. I might have mentioned that before. Forgive me, It's just all very exciting... That Conan O'Brien said: "This is the thing that p*sses me off. One year later, Charlie Sheen picks a fight with his network, alright, [also] said 'f**k you, I am out of here', walks out, goes on a 42-city tour, loses his mind, but brings two porn stars with him... That man is a genius! I blew it: I didn't bring porn stars"... That Britney Spears' mum, Lynne, has become a door-to-door sales lady: "If you've got an acne problem ... Britney Spears' mother may have the CURE... because TMZ has learned Lynne Spears has taken a job as a skincare salesman - and she makes HOUSECALLS! Lynne is now an 'Independent Consultant' with a company called Rodan + Fields Dermatologists... which means she's basically an Avon lady with different products. In her new job, Lynne will call up everyone she knows and set up appointments in an effort to hock everything from anti-age eyeclothes... to vitamin D supplements... and even a $160 anti-sun damage kit... Lynne told company honchos she joined up because, 'My best friend, who is also a consultant brought me on board. I love the team I am working with and am excited about building my new business.'"
