Everybody was in New York last night for the Alexander McQueen: 'Savage Beauty' Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art. No word of a lie, EV-ER-Y-BOD-Y was there. OK, that's a bit of a lie, McQueen's number one fan, Lady GaGa, was too busy flagellating herself with a diamond/skitter encrusted horse tail inside a giant patented McQueen Alien Shoe to attend.

As usual, the dresses could be categorised with ease into the following:

I'm Simply a Knockout: Dianna Agron; Iman; Gisele Bundchen; Claire Danes; Kerry Washington; Elizabeth Banks; Emma Roberts; Eva Mendes; Michelle Williams; Diane Kruger; Kristen Stewart; Maggie Gyllenhaal; Christina Hendricks.
Tulle Tastic: Dakota Fanning; Miranda Kerr; Doutzen Kroes; Keri Hilson; Fergie; Jennifer Hudson.
Could Only Look Good on a Victoria Secret Model: Rosie Huntington-Whitely. See, even these men agree.
Even Blake Lively Couldn't Even Pull That Off: Blake Lively.
I'm Favouring Gothic Drama Over Design: Rihanna; Lucy Liu; Christina Ricci; Chloe Sevigny; Mia Wasikowska; Leighton Meester; Beyonce (she's the winner, what with her not being able to walk in her's)
I Didn't Get It Right: Stella McCartney; Sarah Jessica Parker (the vortexes around her breasts and the gravitational pull around her crotch are the main culprits). There is a subcategory under this section entitled 'I Didn't Get It Right. Then Again, I Rarely Do': Solange Knowles; Kirsten 'Isn't This Unfortunate Timing' Dunst; Fredia Pinto; Mary Kate 'Serving Wench' Olsen; Saoirse Ronan; and Alicia Keys.
I'm Not Sure Where The Dress Ends and the Skin Begins: Salma Hayek; and - predictably - Rihanna.
I'm Not Sure Where I was Going With The Pants: Janelle Monae and Colin Firth's missus.
I Came Instead of Catherine Windsor (formerly Kate Middleton): the designer of Kate Middleton's McQueen wedding dress, Sarah Burton, and Serena Williams.
I'm Pregnant: Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson.
I'm Trying Way to Hard: Jennifer Lopez, Naomi Campbell, and possibly Taylor Swift.
I'm Age Appropriate!!! Madonna.
I'd Rather Not See Your Legs At Every Given Opportunity: Alexa Chung.
The Blehs: Rashida Jones; Lara Stone; Rosario Dawson; Lea Michele and Gwyneth Paltrow; Rene Zelwegger; Florence Welch; Nicole Richie; Hayley Atwell; Zoe Saldana; Brooklyn Decker.
The Jury's Out: Christina Hendricks; Penelope Cruz; Liv Tyler; Isla Fisher; and Anna Winour. Yep, I said it.

And, would you believe it, there's more... Yep, featuring the Blige, a Willis/Moore spawn; Julianne Hough and yet more tulle...